Tubes Must Be Clogged Up North

Just in case you had hoped that with all of the talk of change there would actually be some, the ever-faithful electorate of Alaska are still backing Senator Ted "Series of Tubes" Stevens. But who can blame them if since he tried so hard to get that bridge to nowhere. He just won the primary even though he's been indicted by the FBI on 7 corruption counts. I couldn't go back to work if I was indicted, let alone expect to keep my job.

The Senate health care plan must be really considering how many have been in office PM (pre-Maurice). That's 13 if your counting.